Surrealist Flash fiction.
Author: theliteraryonion
Trained as a chef, and with an English and Creative Writing Degree, there are no two things I am more passionate about than words and food (apart from maybe my dogs and family).
Follow along as I blend both together with as much skill as I have been taught and as much creativity as I can muster. Love to read? Try my serial stories, short stories and poetry. Love to cook? Have fun with my recipes and lessons. And if you love both? Read everything, and I hope you enjoy as much as I do.
New Year, New Positivity
I was especially proud of this pic I took in Summer. Happy New Year to those on the Gregorian calendar—although it feels like by the time I put this out I’ll actually manage to hit the Lunar New Year as well. Sorry about that. I’ve never said that I’m particularly good at timekeeping—and although I… Continue reading New Year, New Positivity
This Stories Turned Into Food? It was ‘Agatha All Along’.
Well, hello there again. Long time, no see, isn’t it? For that I can only sincerely apologize—especially to the rare people out there who were actually following this blog. You see what happened is—I threw myself too heavily into the murder of a woman that showed up just outside my town—in the woods (I live… Continue reading This Stories Turned Into Food? It was ‘Agatha All Along’.
‘Descendants: The Rise of Red’ Just Came Out. Let’s Review It! (Spoilers)
Well… that was definitely a thing that I watched. Okay, joking aside, was ‘Descendants: The Rise of Red’ the worst thing I’ve ever watched? Not even close. The core premise of the story actually had the potential to be—dare I say it—great—but similar to some other scenes in the Descendants franchise, it’s planning and… Continue reading ‘Descendants: The Rise of Red’ Just Came Out. Let’s Review It! (Spoilers)
The Literary Onion 