So, despite the fact that I tend to not get round to watching new programs or films until weeks, months or years after they come out—for some reason the gremlin inside my head decided today I was going to be punctual. On the release of the latest live action Disney film, Peter Pan and Wendy—on… Continue reading ‘Peter Pan and Wendy’ Slightly Spoiler-y Review (But Mostly Questions)
Author: theliteraryonion
Trained as a chef, and with an English and Creative Writing Degree, there are no two things I am more passionate about than words and food (apart from maybe my dogs and family).
Follow along as I blend both together with as much skill as I have been taught and as much creativity as I can muster. Love to read? Try my serial stories, short stories and poetry. Love to cook? Have fun with my recipes and lessons. And if you love both? Read everything, and I hope you enjoy as much as I do.
Struggling To Write Today (A Poem by Literary Onion)
(A.K.A. My Mum badgered me to post my ramblings and annoyance about staring at a blank screen). Everything I write, it’s absolutely rubbish. The words are just lodged in my head, stuck behind a brick wall of self-loathing. When I need them, They’re not there. When I’m busy with something else, They come and pester… Continue reading Struggling To Write Today (A Poem by Literary Onion)
An Archaic Modern Play: Play On, Act 1, Scene 4
CHARACTERS IN THE SCENE: WILSON: An Independent Investigator from France. Sent over by the King of France to investigate Medi. LIA: From Albion, friendly but rule-breaking. SOMMERS: The King of Albion's Court Jester/Fool/Close Friend. ATTENDANT 1: Attendant in Albion Castle. ARTHUR: Wilson's guide. King Bors’ Castle Enter Wilson Wilson: An honour to serve the King’s… Continue reading An Archaic Modern Play: Play On, Act 1, Scene 4
Claustrophobia in Disneyland
Donald Duck Presents, The Literary Onion as Captain Claustrophobia The Disneyland Paris Annual Pass Social Media Page recently posed the question: When was the last time you cried in Disneyland Paris and why? They received a lot of the responses you would expect: I was so happy to see the castle; I was scared going… Continue reading Claustrophobia in Disneyland
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