How to Write

The Importance of An Omniscient

Yes, I'm quoting younger me now. She was smarter than 'now' me, apparently. ‘There’s no ‘i’ in narrator. There’s also no ‘i’ in narrate. There’s technically an ‘i’ in narration, and two in omniscient, but we’ll ignore that for now. What’s important for you to know before we start this story is that this story… Continue reading The Importance of An Omniscient

Turning Stories to Food

The Nightmare Before Pasta…

It’s long since passed Halloween—sort of midway between then and Christmas—but, what can I say? I haven’t had any internet for over a month and a half—a very slow and stressful month and a half. As I’m writing this blog post (pre-publishing) I still haven’t got any internet. Maybe it will come soon, but I… Continue reading The Nightmare Before Pasta…