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Getting Distracted (Writer Problems)

Getting distracted from writing is so easy. In the space of time it took me to walk from the living room to my semi-sort-of-office/inspiration room, I went to the loo—got lost on Instagram--, took my computer bag and notebook to my office, realised I’d forgotten my laptop charger, gone to get my laptop charger, turned… Continue reading Getting Distracted (Writer Problems)

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An Archaic Modern Play: Play On, Act 1, Scene 5

CHARACTERS IN THE SCENE: ATHUR/ARMENIA: Medi's Princess, disguised as Wilson's/The Independent's Guide from Albion. PRINCE: Prince of Medi. WILSON: Independent Investigator from France, sent by the Albion King to investigate the Medi palace. LIA: The Princess of Albion. King Medi’s Castle Enter Armenia Armenia:                            Poor young boy, the poor Arthur. A guide no more powerful… Continue reading An Archaic Modern Play: Play On, Act 1, Scene 5

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An Archaic Modern Play: Play On, Act 1, Scene 4

CHARACTERS IN THE SCENE: WILSON: An Independent Investigator from France. Sent over by the King of France to investigate Medi. LIA: From Albion, friendly but rule-breaking. SOMMERS: The King of Albion's Court Jester/Fool/Close Friend. ATTENDANT 1: Attendant in Albion Castle. ARTHUR: Wilson's guide. King Bors’ Castle Enter Wilson Wilson:                                An honour to serve the King’s… Continue reading An Archaic Modern Play: Play On, Act 1, Scene 4

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Claustrophobia in Disneyland

Donald Duck Presents, The Literary Onion as Captain Claustrophobia The Disneyland Paris Annual Pass Social Media Page recently posed the question: When was the last time you cried in Disneyland Paris and why? They received a lot of the responses you would expect: I was so happy to see the castle; I was scared going… Continue reading Claustrophobia in Disneyland